"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 15: Brock Lesnar
"You know what grinds my gears? Brock Lesnar not defending the WWE Title frequently. He's the same guy who became the 2002 King of the Ring, who at one time became the youngest WWE Champion in history at age 25 (that honor now belongs to Randy Orton, who won the WWE title at 24 years old), became the UFC champion, and just recently, became the '1' in 21-1 when it came to ending Undertaker's streak at WrestleMania XXX. Just now, he won his third WWE Championship against John Cena at Summerslam. And now, he's busy sitting on his lazy lardass doing nothing. He doesn't defend his title often, he doesn't fight often. Instead, Brock Lesnar spends his time taking craps the size of his entire butt while watching latinas shake their booties while riding rods. Yes, I know it's sexual to explain why, but I guara-damn-tee you that's what Brock Lesnar's doing. My advice to you Lesnar, is to get off your lazy bum and get a damn brain. I'm certain Stephanie McMahon's got an extra brainstem somewhere. And that is what really grinds my gears."
Tell it like it is, Pete!
Got more on your mind? Let me know, broskis! Until then, WOOOOOOOOOOOO! ^_^