You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

16. Peter on Monster High

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 16: Peter on Monster High

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"You know what grinds my gears? Monster High. You don't know what Monster High is? Well, let me bring you up to speed. You ever watch those classic monster movies back in the day? What happens if those classic movie monsters had kids and grew up to be sexy high-class whores that went to a high school? I don't understand why their freaky kids dress like strippers? It's like Mattel's supporting child pornography by making them dress sexy. Characters like Frankie Stein, Spectra Vondergeist, Abbey Bominable and Clawdeen Wolf have no business being in high school. They're monsters. They're supposed to scare the s**t out of s**tless people and whatnot. Therefore, monsters are ugly and smell bad enough to make it look like my daughter. Despite that, I wanna do them hard. And that is what really grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I do agree those Monster High girls are pretty much bangable with the racy outfits and all.

Anyway, keep bringing in those topics! Until then, woohah!