You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

17. Peter on John Cena

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 17: Peter on John Cena

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"You know what grinds my gears? John Cena. I don't get why fans like him on Monday Night RAW. Maybe because everyone thinks he resembles and raps just like Marky Mark from Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. If you don't even know who Marky Mark is, then I suggest you pull out a time machine out of your ass and head back to the 90's. Believe me, if you even tried to pull one out of your ass, you'd bleed and die considering how large it is. Anyway, back to John Cena. Why say 'The Champ Is Here' when you don't even have the frickin' WWE title. I don't understand? If you don't have the title, then you have no right saying those four words. Hell, if Brock Lesnar is WWE Champion, then he should be the only one saying it. And I'm not even a big fan of both of them. Besides, if you ask me, John Cena looks a lot like a dyslexic Joe Swanson. And yes, I am slamming my best friend on the air, no matter how crippled or retarded he is. And that is what really grinds my gears."

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Peter's so gonna get his ass kicked by Joe after this is over, believe me.

Got more topics on the mind? You know what to do! Until then, C-ya!