disclamer: We still dont own anything. This chap is real lots of funny and har-dehar-ness. We couldnt stop laughing...
Once again, feel free to sing along!
Loads of Toads
Codi J and Korey S
Chapter Two:
Severus was the first to be tested. Lily came to him one day to ask him a well though out questionnaire. Here is an exact copy of that questionnaire…
Q: What is you full name?
A: Severus Michael Angelo Martin Peter Harrington Snape.
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Puce
Q: Why do you love me?
A: Because you are the most beautiful creature that ever graced the earth. You are so kind hearted and glowing, how could I ever refuse you? You are the light in my life, my dear. And you know you feel the same about me…but my heart is torn and mangled because I'm a hideous beast.
Q: Are you a pureblood or not?
A: I am a pureblood.
Q: Why do you always call me a mudblood?
A: Because I love you
Q: What kind of dinky answer is that?
A: …no comment…
Then Severus turned in his questionnaire. Lily looked it over with a grin. And then she WROTE A BIG FAT 'F', BREAKING HIS HEART.
He went crying and sobbing and screaming like a little girl to his room. As he blubbered, another boy walked in.
"Hey. You crying over there? Is that you Severus?"
"No sob sob its not sob sob," cried Severus. The boy who walked in was Lucius Malfoy. He pointed and laughed at Severus's tears.
"Why are you such a stupid girl?" He chuckled, "You don't deserve her if you can't be strong, my boy. You must learn to be strong for her, what kind of boyfriend would you be if when she was hormonal and PMS-ing…you started to cry? She would dump you like a hot potato in a bag full of beans wrapped in butter of the fourth of July in 1974!"
"Why do you TEASE me so? Lucius, you are such a WIENER!" Severus cried some more. Honestly he was worse than a pregnant woman! "No one even likes you that much because you're a WIENER!"
"Well at least I'm not a crybaby piss-worm now. You PMS worse than Narcissa…and she's like and effing volcano of death and tears and lava!" Lucius said with as grin, "But she is one hot Momma and she kisses me with passion and someday maybe we will have a baby named Draco."
"Draco?"
"Yes Draco will be my son's name!"
…And so concludes the second chapter. Tune in next week for chapter three in which James takes the questionnaire.