"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 18: Peter on Country Music
"You know what grinds my gears? Country Music. Where in the hell is this kind of music going to these days? Back then, we had artists like George Jones, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Jr., Waylon Jennings, Randy Travis, Vince Gill, Tanya Tucker, Glen Campbell, George Strait, Garth Brooks, Clint Black, Reba McEntire, Trisha Yearwood, Toby Keith, Kenny Rogers, Eddie Rabbitt, Crystal Gayle, The Oak Ridge Boys, The Judds and Alabama sing songs that involving break-ups, love songs, and something that was to do with raping someone in the middle in the night without any conviction. Okay, that last part's not true, but I'm certain any sexual pedophile would be used to that. Suddenly, country's turned all sexual thanks to artists like Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert, Carrie Underwood, Gretchen Wilson, Florida-Georgia Line and Luke Bryan. It's like a whorehouse inside the Grand Ole Opry. Someone should kick their ass and tell them to bring back traditional country music. You know, the kind of music that is wholesome, romantic, boot-scootin and depressing, not this excuse of smut. I swear, if I hear someone singing something about getting f***ed in the ass, I'm gonna start rioting. And that's what grinds my gears."
I don't know, I kinda like it myself.
Anyway, now that review is over and done with, you know what to do. Oh, and keep bringing in those topics. Cheers!