"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 19: Peter on Five Nights at Freddy's
"You know what grinds my gears? Five Nights at Freddy's. I haven't checked out what this thing was, until I found out for myself that this was some weird point-and-click game. Get this, you're an employee stuck inside some kiddy pizza place and you have to survive against a bunch of robotic Chuck E. Cheese rejects for the rest of the night. Why is that scary? It's like strapping a Christian to a car seat while making him endure a movie full of violence, gore and hardcore sex. Once they have the images strapped to their mind, they're not gonna get it out. Having the idea of being trapped inside a pizza place while being surrounded by a robotic bear, bunny, chicken and fox waiting to kill you is way too cheesy for me. How can they even kill you when they're machines and they don't even move? Not in this game. They move and they kill you. It's just that simple. I played it and the next thing I knew, I had to get a beer. I rather be doing that than play this game. Then again, Cheesie Charlie's is scary enough than this game itself. I still s**t my pants every time I see the mascot, fearing he's gonna eat my c**k. Boy, I tell ya, that really grinds my gears."
Truthfully, I never played the game myself, yet I plan not to. Sorry, it's just the way it is.
More topics on your mind you want Peter to cover in a later chapter? You know what to do! Until then, cheers!