"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 21: Peter on Comic-Con
"You know what grinds my gears? Comic-Con. Why on earth am I trashing Comic-Con? For starters, it's like Halloween without the frickin' candy. Yeah, there seems to be sneak peeks of superhero movies coming out and brand new comic books, just to take a peek at before everyone else. There was a time I used to love it considering I was dressed like part of the A-Team, but considering all the trouble that I caused, I now have total disdain for it. It's like having to imitate what you see on TV and dressing up as them, just to kill the slightest sucker standing beside you. Imagine someone going as Jason Voorhees from 'Friday The 13th' and imagine him hack-and-slashing every teenager that walks before him. And we just had a horror movie convention this side of town not too long ago. Which reminds me that I need to wash the blood out of the knife when I get home. I swear when Meg touched it just to spread some butter on her toast, she might have gotten a good chance of being HIV positive. Anyway, Comic-Con really grinds my gears."
Yeah, it was a controversial statement, considering about the HIV positive part (which by the way, is a very serious matter because everyone should learn to provide safe sex for everyone and for another way, save your loved one for marriage), but hey, it's Peter Griffin and he says it like it is.
Anyway, got more topics for me? Come let me know! Cheers!