"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 22: Peter Griffin on Football
"You know what grinds my gears? The sport that I like to call football. This is way confusing for me to understand. Yes, I know it's a sport, but if it's called football, then why don't people play it with their feet. Why call it football when you already get your hands on the ball? We'd call it handball, except there's already a sport called handball. And guess what? You actually play the sport using just your hands! How retarded is that? You wanna know what's even more retarded? The part that I referred to when football should only be played using their feet. I found out there's a sport like that. It's called f***ing soccer. So if you can't even play football with your feet and hands, we can always play it using your d***s. Which by the way, we need a new name for football. And I got the perfect name for it: D***ball. That oughta be good. Anyway, football grinds my gears."
I agree, sports like that can be so confusing.
More topics on the mind? You know what to do! Cheers!