Kyou Says:
Whoot?
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Page One---
Oh yeah!
New diary. Fresh white pages with unicorn print and the smell of wet pants.
I feel like Shigure. Tee hee, I'm gonna go touch Yuki now.
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Page Two---
Oh my god, I'm out of sexy pills!
Meep!
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Page Three---
Sexy pills are part of my diet.
Milk. Fish. Milk. Sexy pills. Fish. Milk. Fish. Yuki's toe. Milk.
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Page Four---
Kazuma's my hero. Next to Micheal Jackson and Martha Stewart. Who else moves so slick and cool?
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Page Five---
Furuba Chatroom.
Where my fangirls find cyber from yours truly.
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Page Six---
stupid-kyou-fangirl: i wana drink ur piss! ur heavenly golden pee of lyfe!
kyou-tha-best-cant-touch-dis-cuz-u-an-ugleh-shit-head: I love you too!
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Page Seven---
cYB3R pwns j00 a$$!11
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Page Eight----
Sing fangirls of the world! Kyouism will unite us all!
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Page Nine---
Furuba lacks something.
Something every anime must have or wants. Explosions! Whoo!
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Page Ten---
"What're you cooking, stupid cat?"
"Shut up! You'll find out later."
"Why're you pouring gun powder into th---."
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Page Eleven---
Okay, okay.
So the explosion thing didn't work. But least my face got that sexy shine again.
Plus, it got Yuki into a coma.
SCORE!
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Page Twelve---
"I love you Kyou Souma! I want to have your babies!"
"I do too, Kazuma. I do too."
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Page Thirteen---
"I love you Kyou Souma! I want to put my -CENSOR- , into your -CENSOR-."
"You have such a way with words, Yuki!"
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Page Fourteen---
"Ahh!"
"What happened?"
"I've had a dream."
"About...?"
"Tohru wearing lingerie!"
"MEEP!"
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Page Fifteen---
Keep the lingerie away from her!
Run like hell, boys!
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Page Sixteen---
"Where'd all my bras and thongs go?"
"I dunno. Wanna look inside my pants to check?"
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Page Seventeen---
"What happened Tohru?"
"According to Kyou, I've been Kyourized."
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Page Eighteen---
Who's next?
M'hm, that's right, people, I'm a lean mean, big sexy sex machine.
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Page Twenty---
Going to cry my eyes out here.
My fangirls are in love with this so-called Naruto bullshit.
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Page Twenty-Three---
they.must.pay.
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Page Twenty-Four---
HISS.
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Page Twenty-Five---
Keep those sweaty bastards away from me!
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Page Twenty-Six---
Don't make me go Jackie Chan on yo' ass!
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Page Twenty-Seven---
Jackie Chan is KEWL.
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Page Twenty---
"I'm cooler than Jackie Chan!"
"To be honest, Kazuma-sensei, Shigure's poo is cooler than you."
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Page Twenty-Two---
Shigure's poo's so smelly, it burnt a hole through the wall!
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Page Twenty-Three---
"Liar, liar! Pants on fire!"
"Nuu! My sexy pants are on fire!"
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Page Twenty-Four---
Who lives in a pineapple under Yuki's boxers?
CandyKyou SexyAss.
That's right, ladies, enjoy the cartoon parodies, just until I get into your pants.
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Page Twenty-Five---
Squee!
Tohru's made cat-shaped cookies!
Take THAT, Yuki!
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Page Twenty-Six---
"Who cares about that?"
"I do, you. TRANSVESTITE!"
"Gaspe! How'd you know?"
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Page Twenty-Seven---
Yuki's a transvestite.
tee hee.
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Page Twenty-Eight---
cYB3R 4 br3AKFst.
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Page Twenty-Nine---
I wanna be a kids next door.
But alas, I'm too sexy for those kids.
O woe is me.
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Page Thirty---
Kids next door! Kids next door! Kids next door!
Nananana nananana! Kids next door! Kids next door!
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Page Thirty-Two---
"Can I be a Kids Next Door?"
"No, Hatori. You're too old, and you reek of old persons."
"Awh! I suck!"
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Page Thirty-Three---
Kyou's the sexx.
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Page Thirty-Four---
Perv jokes make me giggle!
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Page Thirty-Five---
"Tohru, what's your favorite cartoon?"
"Flinstones."
"Yeah? Well, wanna see me make your BEDROCK?"
". . ."
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Page Thirty-Six---
Disco!
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First chapter's done. Take THAT, Yuki!
Squee.