"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 23: Peter Griffin on MTV
"You know what grinds my gears? MTV. I mean, it used to be cool with music videos playing non-stop. You'd see a lot of fart jokes from Beavis & ButtHead, see s**t go down in the Real World, throw your dukes up with shows some Headbangers Ball and YO! MTV Raps, and see awesome music videos with sluts shaking and popping their booties with our pleasure. So why am I hating on MTV? I'll tell ya why? They're nothing but infested with reality shows. If you show any show where someone's bound to get drunk and perform rape on a teenage female, I ain't watching it, plain and simple. They need to go back to the original MTV, the kind of MTV where music videos are shown non-stop and not even one reality show is shown on there. I don't care if my daughter f***ing cries when shows like Finding Carter and Teen Wolf are pulled from the air. If she's got a problem, then go fall off a cliff. I'd do the same if I've been watching Miley Cyrus twerk. And that's why MTV now grinds my gears."
You got that right, Peter. We need to bring back that kind of MTV back.
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