"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 24: Peter Griffin on Ice Cream
"You know what grinds my gears? Ice Cream. I don't even know why they even call it that. It's definitely not ice and it's definitely not cream. When you think of the title, it's like putting a cube of ice and pouring cream on top of it. It's not the same. Instead, I think it's just a huge mashed potato mixed with food coloring. Like that's really supposed to mean something. Another thing I don't like about ice cream is the soft serve type of ice cream. I usually thought there was ice cream in the bathroom. Curiously, I had to try it out and it tasted like f***ing soap. To my disappointment, I found out that I was eating shaving cream. This is so f***ing confusing. Soft-serve ice cream and shaving cream should not look like one another! At least change the mixture with a different color, so I wouldn't have to be confused all the time. I wonder what I would look like with black shaving cream? It's like having a fluffy beard. Anyway, ice cream is what really grinds my gears."
Always love me some ice cream, especially the Chocolate Fudge Brownie flavored ice cream. Dab some chocolate sauce on it and it's chocolate paradise?
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