"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 25: Peter Griffin on Black Friday
"You know what grinds my gears? Black Friday. If the rest of you uggo's don't know what that is, it's the biggest shopping season that occurs after Thanksgiving. That's when prices are slashed half-off from every retail store there is. That's almost cheap as it is. Why in the hell do people call it Black Friday? Should we at least paint ourselves black on Friday? Well, that wouldn't happen since there's a good chance of offending the black man. Anyway, Black Friday should not exist. It just feels wrong to include a post-Thanksgiving holiday where anything racial is involved. If you want a post-Thanksgiving holiday so bad, have F**k-all-night Friday. That sounds way sexy and racy than Black Friday. Anyway, that's what really grinds my gears."
F**k-all-night Friday? Sounds interesting.
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