You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

26. Peter on Ariana Grande

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 26: Peter Griffin on Ariana Grande

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"You know what grinds my gears? Ariana Grande. What the hell happened to her all of a sudden. She used to be this sweet red-headed idiot on the Nickelodeon hit shows Victorious and Sam & Cat, and the next thing you know, she's a red-haired whore wearing corset just to tease us for attention and make our d***s rock hard. You know what, forget Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus getting help, Whoriana Grande needs help the most. If she ever comes to my house and teases me with her annoying cleavage, I'm kicking her straight in the sweet spot. That my friends is what really grinds my gears."

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I know it wasn't much, but hey, it's Peter Griffin.

Anyway, keep bringing in those topics. C-Ya!