"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 27: Peter Griffin on Lance Armstrong
"You know what grinds my gears? Lance Armstrong. The same guy who inspired everyone with cancer to 'live strong'. The same guy who practically won a million medals in Tour De France. A cycling legend at best. He could've been a legend if he didn't cheat on his damn drug tests. I swear, Lance Armstrong cheats as much as Bill Clinton cheats on Hillary. What's difference is that Lance likes juice and Bill likes whores. That's what we need. We need a lot of cancer patients doing a lot of dope, crack, pot, and marijuana just to get strong and inspire a generation. Live strong, you say, Lance? You should change your slogan to 'Live Wrong'. That's what you always do. Thanks to you, baby Stewie smokes now. And that my friends is what really grinds my gears."
If there was a Hall of Shame, Lance Armstrong would belong there. Good thing I never watch cycling. It's way too boring for me to watch.
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