[the Michael's house at night.]

Mr. Michael: Thanks for babysitting tonight, Peter. Will just loves making new friends, don't you Will?

Peter: No problem, Mr. Michael! I just love Will. [grabs Will] We're gonna be best pals. [hearts for eyes; angel halo appears on the top of his head] Right, Will?

Will: Oxygen...darkness…

Peter: Have fun at the movies! Bye! [his loving smile changes to a nasty-looking scowl as he shuts the door] All right, squirt, three things: 1) Stay out of my way. 2) Go to bed early. 3) Do the dishes.

Will: Mom told you to do 'em!

Peter: Oh yeah... well, you wouldn't want her to find this magazine, would you? [holds up a magazine titled "Chix"]

Will: That's not mine! Mom will never believe you.

Peter: Ha! Oh, I wouldn't say that; it works great at my house! Just ask my little sister. [dials on the phone and a child screaming is heard on the receiver]

Will: OK, OK, I'll do it!

Peter: [sitting down to watch TV] Excellent! And as your reward, how about I order pizza for us?

Will: OK, but no anchovies!

[About 15 minutes later, he crawls out of the kitchen and comes upon Peter with an empty pizza box.]

Will: Hey, you ate all the pizza!

Peter: Relax, runt. I saved you a piece. [holds up one with anchovies]

Will: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[Later, Will lies on his bed. Peter drenches a bucket of water on him.]

Peter: Good, you're awake. Wouldn't want you to miss your bedtime!

Will: But I'm not tired!

Peter: Oh, we could watch your favorite television show - The World of Lip Gloss! It's on the Makeup Channel.

Will: That's your favorite show!

Peter: Oh, so it is! [laughs evilly and leaves the room]

Will: Very funny! [slams door and gets out his Magic 9-Ball] Oh Magic 9-Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies? [reading answer] Titanic: Director's Cut?! They'll be there all night! Man, that's dumb![He throws the Magic 9-Ball at the wall, causing it to break open. A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, bringing forth the entrance of Ringmaster Raven and Director D.]

Raven and D: HEY WILL!

Raven: I'm Raven!

D: I'm D!

Both: And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!

D: What do you think, Will?

Will: I think I'm calling the cops.

D: Hold it, tiger! [a railway signal appear stopping Will] You can't tell anyone about us.

Raven: If you do, we'll just go away forever.

Will: Why?

D: Well, that's what the rulebook says. [poofs up Da Rules and it lands on Will] Oops! Sorry.

Raven: There's lots of rules, Will.

Will: Why are you here?

Raven: We want to help you! We're magic! Ooh! Magic! Ooh!

D: We grant wishes! [chuckles]

Peter: [slams door open] What's going on in here?!

Will: Nothing.

Peter: What's with the rats?

Will: Uh, those are my godrats-- pet rats!

Peter: Rats are riddled with germs. I wouldn't want you getting sick. Maybe I should flush 'em!

Will: No!

Raven: Should we do something?

D: Well, he's got to wish for it first!

Raven: Ooh, I hate that rule.

D: I'm calling a union meeting.

Peter: I want these disgusting creatures out of here [walks out of the room] or it's toilet time for the two of them! [exits and slams the door[Raven and D pop out of their rat disguises and back to their fairy form]

D: [sarcastically] Sweet boy.

Raven: I love his fangs.

Will: You grant wishes, huh?

Raven: Sure do!

D: And we love clients with [waves his arms wide and hits Raven off-screen by accident] creative imaginations!

Will: Then I wish for one thing: gelatin.

[quick cut to Peter relaxing in the bathtub. The water turns into gelatin, much to his horror.]

Raven: You always were great with dessert! [he and D giggle]

Will: Whipped cream! [the shower head squirts it on Peter] Cherry! [a giant cherry lands on Peter as he tries to sneak out of the tub] That's great! Can you make him into a giant chocolate shake?

Raven: Oooh, may I, Dear?

D: Of course, Love.

[Raven turns Peter into a giant snake.]

Will: Aaaaahhhhh!

D: He said "chocolate shake, not "chocolate snake!"

Raven: [Looking at his wand] I gotta get this thing fixed!

[the giant snake Peter jumps and crashes through the bathroom walls and chase after Will]

D: Will, wish for something!

Will: I wish he was a fly! [RD turn him into one and give Will a flyswatter] Thank you.

Peter: Aaaaahhhhh! [flies away and backs onto the freezer door]

Will: Frostbite!

[RD come out of the freezer as polar bears and scare Peter.]

Raven: Anything else, Will?

Will: Here's a wish list.

RD: Ooooooh.

Peter: [now back to normal] You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter!

D: [sits on Peter, as a giant baby] Goo goo.

Raven: [as Groucho Marx] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!

Peter: Help!

Raven: Sorry! The secret word was pie! [throws a pie in Peter's face]

[Peter screams and runs off, then stops and sees he's in the belly of a whale, actually a transformed Raven. He screams again and jumps out of him.]

Raven: Sorry, is it my breath?

[Peter swims for his life and is suddenly turned into an astronaut. Raven and D come zapping him in colored spaceships.]

Peter: Yikes!

D: [wearing a Darth Vader costume] The force is strong with this one!

Raven: [wearing the same] I am your father! I always wanted to say that.

[Peter jumps into a crater to avoid their fire. When he climbs out, it has turned into a circus cannon that fires him, tied up, onto some train tracks.]

Will: [dressed like Snidely Whiplash] Well Peter, any last words?

Raven: [as the train] Woo woo, baby, woo woo!

Will: Well?

Peter: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Stop, I'll do anything! [scene fades as if it were a dream] Anything!

Mr. Michael: Peter? Peter? Looks like you were having a bad dream. Maybe too much pizza?

Mrs. Michael: Why don't we drive you home now?

Peter: Uh, sure.

Will: Oh, Peter, remember you promised to hand-wash all my laundry? After all, mom, he did such a great job on the dishes.

Mrs. Michael: Of course, dear.

Peter: LAUNDRY?! Why you little, uh-- [notices RD in their cage] Laundry! Sure, I'll do your laundry! I don't know what's going on around here, but I'm gonna find out.

Will: See ya, Peter! Hey mom, Peter's the best friend ever! Can he babysit all the time?

Mrs. Michael: Of course, dear.

Raven: Looks like we'll be here a while!

D: Well, at least we'll be clean! [they giggle and run inside their castle]

Timmy Turner: William (My OC)

Cosmo: Ringmaster Raven (Poptropica)

Wanda: Director D (Poptropica)

Vicky: Peter (Your Boyfriend)

Mr. Turner: Dexter's dad (Dexter's Lab)

Mrs. Turner: Dexter's mom (Dexter's Lab)