"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 29: Peter on Sharks
"You know what grinds my gears? Sharks. They're frickin' everywhere. In the oceans, on the television and movies, around our aquariums, across the hockey rinks, flying around in tornado formations and stuffed inside tin cans. Eeyup, everyone can't get enough sharks for one day. Except me. Sharks are like dolphins but with teeth so sharp like a frickin' ginsu knife. What's worse than that is that there's a week dedicated to them on Discovery Channel every damn August. Who wants to spend 24 hours having to watch flesh-eating bastards maim every poor living creature that's been living in the deep blue sea, especially the mentally retarded angelfish? Not me. I still even dread the slightest chance of having a shark eat me up in my sleep. And you wonder why I still sleep with my head covered to this day. Anyway, sharks grinds my gears."
Truth be told, Sharks really creep me out too.
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