"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 30: Peter on Ever After High
"You know what grinds my gears? Ever After High. Just exactly how many high school-themed dolls do we need in this day and age. First we had Monster High, then we had the My Little Pony spinoff called Equestria Girls, and then, we have Ever After High, where you have sons and daughters of famous fairy tale characters. Why in the hell do I care about that? Why cant for once we live in a life without dolls? You know, the kind of dolls that resemble a bunch of girls being friends, hanging out in malls and chasing out those man-whores known as boys? I would definitely live a life without them. You know, the guy stuff. Like football, beer, porn-stars, baseball, apple pie, and action figures for boys. So far, don't care about Ever After High. It's a knock-off, rip-off and it remains s***ty ever after. Although, there is one thing I do like about it. I like how Maddie Hatter acts drugged and f**ked up. But still, Ever After High grinds my gears."
As much as it hurts me to say this, but I am a huge adult fan of Ever After High. I don't know why, but I just am.
Anyway, have more topics you want Peter to cover next, just let me know! Cheers! :D