"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 31: Peter on Gravity Falls
"You know what grinds my gears? "Gravity Falls" on the Disney Channel. Yet, it's another one of those shows that still confuses me with the title. If you're gonna name the show 'Gravity Falls', can you actually make gravity fall from the sky? They would have, but instead, all you have was two kids, an uncle with a fez on top of his head, and a retard with a question mark on his shirt solving mysteries in a quiet little town. Doesn't that remind you of something? Because clearly, Disney Channel must've stolen elements from a show I used to watch in the 90's called 'Twin Peaks'. Yeah, 'Gravity Falls' is definitely like 'Twin Peaks', except that nobody gets murdered, hacked, or stuffed in a body bag. Instead, it's just some supernatural s**t floating all around Disney Channel's toilet. Still, with things included in a show that gets me confused by the title, I still wouldn't watch it. Makes me feel like everyone would be stuck to the ground while gravity's falling. I wonder what basketball's gonna be like if someone were to do a slam dunk without any gravity at all. Boy, I'll tell ya, that really grinds my gears."
Yeah, I agree shows can be confusing to me too.
Got more topics you want Peter to cover? You know what to do! Cheers! :D