"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 32: Peter on Nickelodeon
"You know what grinds my gears? Nickelodeon. Why has it gotten all bad? I mean, back in the 80's, it was dope and out of sight. With shows like Double Dare, Super Sloppy Double Dare, Family Double Dare, You Can't Do That On Television, All That, Nick Arcade, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Kenan & Kel, Hey Arnold, Rocket Power, Wild Thornberrys, SpongeBob SquarePants, Rugrats, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, Drake & Josh, iCarly and Victorious, it was an exciting time. But somehow, I feel like it isn't Nickelodeon anymore. So far, we see less cartoons and more live-action shows. I swear, this is turning into MTV again with less music videos and more reality shows. I hate the new shows that Nickelodeon has. We have "Max & Shred", which is about a teenage scientist and his brother of a snowboarder. Not fun. "Breadwinners" on the other hand, stinks worse than the part where they eat s**t in one of the episodes. I'd avoid it. And about "Nicky, Ricky, Dicky and Dawn"? I'd rather "S**t, poop, vomit and pee" all over the show rather than watch it. It's like Full House, it's not even that remotely funny. At least Disney Channel does those sitcoms justice, and I don't even watch it. Honestly, I think Nick should change it's name to D**k, because that's what it is when it comes to robbing our childhoods. I'll tell ya, that really grinds my gears."
Yeah, I didn't have much to say about Nickelodeon as well. Although, I do tolerate Sanjay & Craig. That show's all right.
More topics you want Peter to cover in a future chapter? Let me know! Cheers! :D