"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 33: Peter on CM Punk
"You know what grinds my gears? CM Punk. I don't know why the hell would he leave WWE without informing any wrestling fan that he was leaving. Next thing you know, he was in the Royal Rumble getting chokeslammed by Krappy Kane and the next thing you know - poof - he was gone in an instant. Not that I haven't watched the Royal Rumble, because I've already told you once that wrestling grinds my gears. However, I'm bringing up CM Punk because he's a disappointment in my eyes and everyone around the WWE Universe. If you wanna get out of the business so damn bad, then at least address the fans and tell them you'd be gone, otherwise you're have a lot of angry 10-year olds go out killing everyone, just to get a stinking CM Punk autograph. I remember what I felt when I went out rampaging to get in a Who concert. When they finally let me in, I accidentally stepped on a brain-dead retarded kid, therefore killing them by accident. You imagine the CM Punk fans acting like that at WWE events, and you're bound to end up in the grave. But if you want to attend a WWE event where someone chants CM Punk and yet he doesn't show up, bring out a swiss army knife. That one does the most damage. Anyway, CM Punk really grinds my gears."
Eeyup, CM Punk was definitely WWE's best magic trick. Hopefully, I wish him luck with what he's doing.
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