You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

34. Peter on Microwaves

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 34: Peter on Microwaves

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"You know what grinds my gears? Microwaves. Why in the hell are they so annoying? They sound like flies having sex with a piece of crap. And don't get me started on how they sound when the food's done. If you ever had a robot scream like Little- Baby-Junior-Son-Of-A-Bitch, that's what it sounds. To this day, I still use a toaster oven to make my meals. Yes, it takes really slow to cook, but at least I can go grab a beer while I wait. Which by the way, I'm gonna go grab a Pawtucket Pat while my Hot Pocket is still cooking. Anyway, Microwaves sucks Satan-balls and it grinds my gears."

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I agree with you on that one, Peter.

Any topics for Peter to cover? You know what to do! Cheers! :D