"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 35: Peter on Grumpy Cat
"You know what grinds my gears? Grumpy Cat. Apparently, he's this huge internet sensation about a cat who's frowning all the time. I'm not gonna lie, but his face is scary. Just looking at that face gives you nightmares. When I looked at his face, I couldn't poop or pee for a week. You'd me amazed how long I held it in despite drinking all the beer in my fridge. Have you ever seen "The Ring" in where if you watch the video of a creepy girl alongside a white circle, you'd die. This is perhaps the animal comparison of "The Ring". Instead of dying, you'd get a diarrhea/piss cocktail. Believe you me, that's a shake you don't wanna try. And that's what grinds my gears."
Huh, Peter makes extra sense. :D
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