"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 36: Peter on Bugs
"You know what grinds my gears? Bugs. They're all so annoying. No matter where you go, there's a bug nearby making irritating buzzing noises. You ever hear a loud sex toy go off inside a room or inside your cabinet, that's what you're hearing from a bug. Just this last night, I was trying to sleep after having sex, and somehow, I heard this huge bug come inside my room. I got up and grabbed my special newspaper that I keep in my nightstand, and I started whacking away at the thing without even looking. When I looked down to Lois's bedstand, I found out I was hitting away at Lois's plastic banana-flavored johnson. Don't you just hate when things that sound like flies aren't really flies at all? My opinion is that we should get rid everything that sounds like flies, including sex toys and doorbells. But then, our wifes wouldn't satisfy themselves anymore. Well, tough f**k for them. And that's what Bugs and especially things that sound like Bugs really grinds my gears."
Yeah, I do admit it's a bit confusing. :D
Got more topics for Peter to cover in a future chapter? Let me know! C-YA! :D