"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 38: Peter on Dora The Explorer
"You know what grinds my gears? Dora The Explorer. That show is so awfully retarded. Who on earth would wanna see a little Mexican girl go exploring with a talking backpack. Please explain to me why someone would leave their 6-year old to go out unsupervised? I don't know, maybe Dora's some kind of child prostitute? That's wrong and immoral. But why on earth does a backpack come alive and talk? Maybe a midget's hiding in there and he's flapping the lid, so that it could make the backpack talk. Or maybe the backpack's possessed by Satan, ordering you to sell out your body to hundreds of Mexican men waiting to be horny like the donkey they're riding on. I'm very positive that Satan orders Dora to slut herself for cash. That's way more than wrong. So far, I don't give a damn about the rest of the show, other than the fact that the backpack just sold his soul in order to talk. Plus, a monkey wearing boots is way more inhumane than the talking backpack. Enough said, Anyway, Dora The Explorer grinds my gears."
Well said, Peter!
Anyway, you have more topics for Peter? You know what to do! WHOOHAH! :D