You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

39. Peter on Math

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 39: Peter on Math

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"You know what grinds my gears? Math. Tell me, why in the f**k is it so hard? It's like having to find out how many toenails there are inside a jar. Why on earth do I have to use math to figure out who's there in attendance, how many beer there is in my fridge, how many clouds I have to count in the sky. Truth is, having to figure out these problems with math is just a waste of space. How to add, subtract, divide and multiply is just a distraction from the real things in life. I wish someone would just ban math from our schools. It's okay for us to use the numbers for counting, but forcing me to figure out math equations is like giving a retarded monkey a gun for Christmas. Hopefully, you pray that he doesn't shoot anybody in the head without being stupid. And that's why math grinds my gears."

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Eeyup. Good thing I'm a grown man!

Any topics for Peter you want him to use? Let me know! WHOOHAH! :D