You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

40. Peter on Fred

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 40: Peter on Fred

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"You know what grinds my gears? That internet sensation called "Fred". I can't tell you how f***ing annoying kid's voice is. It's so high-pitched, it makes your eardrums, eyes and butthole bleed. If you mix a banshee and one of the Bee Gees kicked in the balls, that's what he sounds like. I rather have my friends drive a sledgehammer through my brain than listen to Fred talk. I'd die with a smashed brain, but at least it's better than nothing. Oh, and Annoying Orange is bull-s**t. Both of them should die in a blender, alongside a pile of wet dog s**t that's been blended up as well. Trust me, that's a shake you don't to try. And that's what really grinds my gears."

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I agree with Peter. Fred sucks.

So, any topics you want Peter to cover next chapter? You know what to do! WHOOHAH! :D