You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

42. Peter on My Ass

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 42: Peter on My Ass

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"You know what grinds my gears? My ass. What can I say? It farts, it poops, it farts again, and sometimes, it sneezes s**t juice. Once, I had my daughter mistake my s**t juice for Pomegranite juice. Took her 100 breath mints to make that breath of hers clean again. I wonder what it look like if guys never had any asses in the first place? If he didn't have any asses, we wouldn't poop anymore. At least for the gay guys, they won't have to worry about being rammed anymore. And that's why my ass really grinds my gears."

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Okay, that was weird.

More topics for Peter to cover next? You know what to do! BAZINGA! :D