You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

43. Peter on Nuts

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 43: Peter on Nuts

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"You know what grinds my gears? Nuts. There are all types of nuts: Big nuts, small nuts, corn nuts, peanuts, almonds, walnuts, pecans, psychotic maniacs, squirrels, peanut brittles, nards, nads, testicles, balls, and kiwis. That's a whole lot of nuts. Imagine if you were to call salted peanuts, 'testicles'. We would be eating salty nuts that tasted like somebody's crotch rot. And who on earth wants that to begin with? Anyway, nuts suck and I wish someone would nail Mr. Peanut to the f***ing cross. And that's why nuts really grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I admit nuts was never my thing to begin with. I prefer Doritos instead,

Got any more topics for the fat man itself? You know what to do! BOO-YAH! :D