You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

44. Peter on Underwear

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 44: Peter on Underwear

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"You know what grinds my gears? Underwear. Why do we even wear it in the first place? It's not right. It's like having to wear toilet paper around your crotch. Heck, it's like a paper diaper. Only this time, when you accidentally poop, you get brown underwear. Good thing I don't wear underwear to begin with? You even wanna know why I wear green so much? It's because I fart so much. And I like it. Anyway, underwear really grinds my gears."

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I'm not gonna lie. Underwears are for squares.

Anyway, more topics for Peter you want him to cover next chapter? You know what to do! WOOOOOO! :D