You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

45. Peter on Austin & Ally

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 45: Peter on Austin & Ally

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"You know what grinds my gears? "Austin & Ally" on the Disney Channel. I hate how the blonde guy on the show has a scary smile. It's so wider than a frickin' football field. Yeah, I agree the guy's talented enough to be a rockstar, but every time I have to see that smile of his, I shiver to death. I'm telling ya, Ross Lynch's smile is so scary enough to make him a movie monster. And about that Ally girl, I will admit that she's hot, even for a teenager. Yeah, she may be 19 years old and I'm only 40 years old, but if I were to find the fountain of youth to age back 20 years, then I would so hit that. I know it's weird, but I think that Ally chick is so bangable. So far, the show should be called 'The Ally Show", instead of just "Austin & Ally". To be clearly honest, Ross Lynch is actually Dove Cameron with a sex change. Plain and simple. And that's why "Austin & Ally" grinds my gears."

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I do admit I like the show myself. That and "Liv & Maddie" as well. Who knows? Maybe I might have Peter grind his gears on "Liv & Maddie" next.

But it's all up to you! What do you think? Feedbacks are welcome! WOOOOOO! :D