"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
P.S.: For many of you who didn't know who Dove Cameron is (because of a reviewer didn't know in the reviews section), she's an actress who stars in the Disney Channel sitcom, Liv & Maddie. If you haven't checked it out, go see it. She is that beautiful.
Chapter 46: Peter on SpongeBob SquarePants
"You know what grinds my gears? SpongeBob SquarePants. Remember when I was trashing Austin & Ally and mentioned the part about Ross Lynch's creepy smile? The way this sponge smiles gives you chills around your d**k. It's so scary it makes you pee yourself until you can't pee anymore. And the way he laughs is so irritating. Hearing that makes you wanna grab your syringe needle and stick it right on your arm, killing you on impact. I haven't seen the cartoon until recently, and to be honest. He looks like a gay bucktoothed child. My advice to that homoerotic sponge in the sea: Get straight, stop acting like a child and grow... the f**k... up! This is the 2010's. It's not f**king 1999 anymore. No one should have to act like gay homoerotic children like SpongeBob SquarePants here. And that's why he grinds my gears."
Amen to that, Peter.
Got more topics for him in a later chapter? You know what to do! WOOOOOO! :D