You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

47. Peter on Barney The Dinosaur

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 47: Peter on Barney The Dinosaur

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"You know what grinds my gears? Barney the Dinosaur. I don't have anything to say about that fat dinosaur freak. But I'm gonna explain it in a very long rant. He looks like a big horse turd colored in purple spray paint while having fake eyes attached to him and a kid puking green vomit on the center of it. That's it. Oh, and the way he loves us makes me poop a duke while passing a kidney stone at the same time. Which wasn't pretty because my penis bled for a good hour or so. And that's why Barney The Dinosaur grinds my gears."

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I agree with you, Peter.

Anyway, got more topics for Peter to cover? Feedbacks are welcome! 'Til next time, C-ya! :D