You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

48. Peter on Mexican Food

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 48: Peter on Mexican Food

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"You know what grinds my gears? Mexican Food. Yeah, we're talking about tacos, burritos, carnitas, carne asada, chili con carne, chips, salsa, chimichangas, sopapillas, and huevos rancheros. Truth is, those kinds of foods causes me gas. The last time I ever went to a Mexican restaurant, I ate so many bean burritos that I blew a huge fart around the entire guests and waiters. I think the fart fumes actually got to Meg's lungs. From there, she was clinically dead around four hours. Imagine how long it took to get my daughter's lungs to start breathing again. To this day, I still don't go to Mexican restaurants. Because I know deep down I'm gonna have a high chance of getting myself killed with my own fart gas. And that's why Mexican food grinds my gears."

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I actually like Mexican Food, so I'm not bothered by it.

Got more topics for Pete? Let me know! C-ya! :D