You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

49. Peter on Caillou

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 49: Peter on Caillou

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"You know what grinds my gears? Caillou. If you haven't heard of him, he's this five-year old Charlie Brown reject who always whines and cries whenever he doesn't get his way. Imagine if you kidnapped Curious George and shaved him with a razor, while stuffing him with kids clothes. Believe me, this is a show only the retarded three year olds will watch with the only message on the show is how to do the right thing. What is the right thing anyway? How to eat dog poop? I'm certain three year old kids do that anyway. Anyway, Caillou sucks retarded dog s**t, and it grinds my gears."

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You wanna know something? I actually like Curious George. I've been reading his books since I was eight. He's one heck of a funny chimp.

More topics for Peter you wanna give to him? Let me know! Till then, happy new year! :D