You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

50. Peter on New Yorkers

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 50: Peter on New Yorkers

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"You know what grinds my gears? New Yorkers. Why on earth do they sound like retarded apes? I mean, you can hardly understand what the hell they're saying. And the fact that they even smell bad is way more worse than Herbert's genitalia or perhaps the Greased-Up Deaf Guy themselves. I don't ever know why I went to New York in the first place, considering why the Empire State Building looks like a damn syringe needle. And I don't care if I'm trashing New York's people, I'm saying it like it is. If ya don't like it, y'all can suck my b***s, the Boston way. That's right, New Yorkers. Boston beats NY any day of the week. And our cream pies are delicious. Just ask Lois why I gave her one last night. Anyway, New Yorkers really grinds my gears."

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I'm very certain that Peter's not referring to a tasty treat.

Any more topics for Peter to cover in a future? Let me know! Until next time, C-YA! :D