"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 52: Peter on a Special Announcement
"You know what grinds my gears? Nothing. I just wanted to make this special announcement because I had nothing to do on a spare time. I was gonna masturbate, but since we're on the air, I'm not gonna do that. I'm taking this time to apologize for my comments about moms. Apparently, one viewer in Georgia was so offended by the subject, knowing that his mother had cancer. For that, I wanna take the time to say to the viewer watching in Georgia that I'm sorry for what I've said and I hope that maybe you can forgive me. I know we're very familiar with the term 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me', but apparently in this case, words definitely do hurt us. Very much. Because of this, I may not be doing the show for so long. Because I hear that I'm gonna be replaced by a blue chimp. If you're asking, it's a chimp painted blue. It's nothing to laugh at either since that's animal cruelty. Anyway, that's my special announcement."
I was inspired to do this since one of my reviewers was mad at me for having Peter do a subject on moms. So perhaps I might discontinue this after several more chapters.
So keep on bringing Peter more topics till then. Don't be mad if it's not the topic that you're expecting. Until next time, C-ya! :D