You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

53. Peter on Life

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 53: Peter on Life

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"You know what grinds my gears? Life. What does it all mean? Why is it so cruel? Why is it so unfair? I'll tell ya what life is: It's frickin' sweet. Nothing but booze and babes all day. Try living life with two of those things everyday. Except for the fact you're dreaming about two naked gay cowboys already. To change my mind, life officially sucks. And that's why life grinds my gears."

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Eeyup, that's life for ya.

Got any more topics for Peter to cover (hopefully it won't be a topic where he offends someone)? Let me know! BOOYAH! :D