You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

54. Peter on Kane

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 54: Peter on Kane

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"You know what grinds my gears? Kane from the WWE. Back then, I thought he was really cool with the mask on and the way he starts fires and stuff. Of course, that was back in 1998. Okay, fast forward 17 years later, and he ends up as a bald-headed doormat for The Authority. That's what he's reduced to. He went from the Big Red Monster to the Big Red Squirt with a suit. He went from being the Undertaker's brother to the Authority's little pansy. Heck, he went from the Devil's Favorite Demon to the Authority's Favorite Genital Wart. I'm very certain Paul Bearer and Undertaker are rolling in their graves watching this. Although I'm not sure Undertaker's actually a deadman. And that's why Kane grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I really admit that I feel the same way about Kane.

More topics for Peter you want to give him? You know what to do! BOOYAH! :D