You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

55. Peter on Fast Food

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 55: Peter on Fast Food

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"You know what grinds my gears? Fast food. I don't even get the term. I do know one thing. It's food, but it's definitely not fast. It's like a hamburger, a taco, or perhaps a hot dog growing legs and running fast. I swear, I had to wait for my ham sandwich to grow feet like magic, but instead, it just sat there being lazy like a moldy piece of dump. That's the reason why I hate topics that confuse me because of the name. In fact, the term 'fast food' should not even exist. In fact, it should be called lazy food, because it just stands there, waiting to be eaten up by a retarded 500 pounder with club foot. And that's why fast food grinds my gears."

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Yep, Peter tells it like it is. Remember, this is not my opinion, only Peter's.

Anyway, got any more topics for Peter? Feedbacks are welcome! BAZINGA! :D