You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

56. Peter on Jersey Shore

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 56: Peter on Jersey Shore

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"You know what grinds my gears? Jersey Shore on MTV. Why on earth do we have to watch a bunch of Italian stereotypes have sex, do drugs, get in fist-fights, strip all of their clothes, and start humping everything they see that isn't drunk? Believe me, it's like having a child's 9th birthday party inside of a strip club. Who wants to attend that? Maybe Snooki, J-Woww, The Situation, Ronnie, Sammi, Vinny and Pauly D? I'm definitely sure they'll make the invitation. And they'll bring a birthday cake shaped like Snooki's boobs. She's so hot. I'd so get her in the ass. Anyway, Jersey Shore grinds my gears. Except Snooki, because she's the one I like."

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Eeyup. I agree with you on that one, Peter.

Anyway, you got more topics for the fat man himself? Just let me know! HOOTERS! :D