"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 57: Peter on The Authority
"You know what grinds my gears? That crappy Authority on WWE. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about whiny bitchy Stephanie McMahon and his Squidward-shaped nose of a husband known as Triple H. How dare do they not give people what they want. And how dare them that they torture fellow WWE superstars with crap. Especially when they sic their whiny spoiled child Seth Rollins and the Devil's favorite Genital Wart known as Kane on them. And I'm so sick of them referring to Daniel Bryan as a so-called "B+" player. In my mind, Daniel Bryan is so an "A+" player because he puts on excellent matches. Seth Rollins, Kane, Big Show, and the rest of the a**hole Authority are nothing but "F-" players. You wanna know what 'F' stands for? It stands for 'F**kballs'. That's what Triple H and Stephanie are. That's why Triple H is my ass, Stephanie's my balls, and they grind my gears."
Wow, way to rip onto The Authority, Peter! Tell it like it is?
Got more topics for Peter? You know what to do! :D
BTW, I wanna give out a happy birthday to the most beautiful actress in the world and one of my favorites, Dove Cameron from "Liv and Maddie"! She turns 19 years old today! Kudos to you, D.C.! Love ya!