"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 58: Peter on Rugby
"You know what grinds my gears? Rugby. Apparently, it's a sport where you have to chase a football that's running away from the players. And then, you have to grab the ball and run it right through the goal without getting your ass torn to bits by people who case you. It's like football but without the passing and kicking. I guess you could say it's like the post-apocalyptic version of handball. Is that the kind of America that we're living in these days? The kind of America that speaks of when there's nothing but kicking ass, having sex and getting high on angel dust? I'd say sign me up. I'll live in that America any day of the week. And to tell you the truth, I changed my mind on Rugby. It's frickin' awesome. The only thing that really grinds my gears is my daughter, Meg. She sucks, anyway. And that's why Meg grinds my gears."
Good explanation, Pete.
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