"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 59: Peter on Liv and Maddie
"You know what grinds my gears? "Liv and Maddie" on the Disney Channel. Basically, it's a show where two hot blonde chicks meet up together after four years of being apart. One's hot and the one is a nerdy jockstrap. And they're both played by the same chick. Which begs me to ask this question: How the hell do I really tell them apart? They look like the same damn woman. The only way I can at least tell them apart, if that Disney Channel puts a wig on one of those girls, so I wouldn't have to guess for the rest of the episode. Instead, it's all too much confusion, like which one's Mary Kate or Ashley. Or which one's Pepsi or Coca-Cola. All in all, f**k Dove Cameron. By that, I totally want to do her. She's f*****g hot and beautiful. But in reality, Liv and Maddie grinds my gears."
To be honest, I kinda like "Liv and Maddie". And yes Peter, Dove Cameron is that hot and beautiful.
Anyway, got more topics for Peter? You know what to do, everyone!