You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

60. Peter on UFC

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 60: Peter on UFC

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"You know what grinds my gears? UFC? It's like boxing meets chicken fights. And not the kind of chicken fights where you see me having to fight a giant chicken. I'm talking about chickens pecking each other to the death. I have to say that putting two people in a cage while they're beating the crap out of each other is just considered slavery and abuse. I'll tell ya, it's like f*****g Roots, but with multiracial men and women fighting on who wins or dies. Who really wants to compete in a sport like that. I'll tell ya what's a real sport: Football. Basketball. Baseball. But UFC? Makes me feel like I ended up in the 1860's. And who in the hell wants that? Anyway, UFC grinds my gears."

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Huh, who knew?

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