"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 61: Peter on Glasses
"You know what grinds my gears? Glasses. You know, it's like goggles, but with mini windows for your eyes. What kind of stupid invention is that? It's like someone inventing the smallest car and truck ever in existence. But wait, they already have one of those. They're called f*****g Hot Wheels. I mean, it's kinda like trying to play a video game on the road without a TV. Wait a minute, they already have one of those. It's called a f*****g Game Boy. If I were me, we should never have glasses in the first place. We're better off without them. Blind people, I'm also trashing you in that category, so deal with it, ya mice. And that's why glasses grinds my gears."
Luckily for me, I don't wear glasses. BONUS!
Got any more topics for Peter that you wanna give him? Let me know, everyone! ;D