"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 63: Peter on Kirk Cameron
"You know what grinds my gears? Kirk Cameron. If the rest of you younger fans now don't remember who that is, he was this actor who starred in a certain TV show in the 80's called "Growing Pains". Yeah, he was this fresh young face who could pull off a ginger jheri-curl like it was nobody's business. And of course, he faded away like genital warts. Fast forward three decades later and he ends up being this religious nut-job, who's gone crazy than my son Stewie drinking Holy Water. I don't know why, but that isn't the kind of Kirk Cameron we wanted back. We want the kind of Kirk Cameron that's been always putdown by Robin Thicke's daddy every Friday nights. If you don't know who Robin Thicke's daddy is, look it up on Google. You'll know what I'm talking about. Even though I don't necessary trust in his Christian beliefs, I do respect the fact that he's a terrific actor. No question about it. Teenage Kirk Cameron may not grind my gears but the older Kirk Cameron does. End of story.
I gotta admit that the theme song to "Growing Pains" is very addictive, let me tell ya. After a couple of days, it never leaves your brain.
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