You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

65. Peter on Poop

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 65: Peter on Poop

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"You know what grinds my gears? Poop. I mean, why does it smell so bad? And why is it shaped like a small little diaper covered in brown gravy? There are some things that can't be described in this subject. And why am I bringing this s**t up? It's crap! Nothing but a pile of poop that shouldn't be mentioned. I wish I should have never brought s**t up like this. It's disgusting and it needs to be flushed down the f****n' toilet. Anyway, poop grinds my gears. Yes, if you're wondering, they're all turd puns I came up with before I got on. So that solves your problem."

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Holy crap, Peter's got a point. I don't know what I was thinking choosing this subject. It's crap.

Anyway, all poop puns aside, got any more topics for Peter? You know what to do! ;D