You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

66. Peter on Roman Reigns

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 66: Peter on Roman Reigns

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"You know what grinds my gears? Roman Reigns winning last night's WWE Royal Rumble. Apparently, it was so bad that everyone wanted to commit suicide the moment they saw him. But luckily, they got to live to see Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler come out, so not all of it was bad. But that wasn't saying much since Roman Reigns still won. And yet, a lot of people killed themselves. Mostly since they were all Daniel Bryan fans. So by the time all of you have read my rant, mostly everyone in the building killed themselves, making it the most largest mass suicide ever. Apparently, one person lived. Obviously, he was a big fan of Rusev. Roman Reigns, you may be an phenomenal athlete with lots of potential for the future, but unfortunately, seeing you makes me wanna take a dump the size of Stephanie McMahon. And that's why Roman Reigns winning the Royal Rumble grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I admit it was a disaster, hands down.

Got any more topics for the big guy? Feedbacks are appreciated! ;D