You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

67. Peter on Shoes

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 67: Peter on Shoes

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"You know what grinds my gears? Shoes. I swear, it's like wearing a jacket on your feet, trying to keep warm. What kind of invention is that? Who on earth would wear something so drastic and so retarded like shoes? It's like we could be wearing trash bags over our heads and call us terrorists. Or better yet, wearing a coffee cup as an actual jockstrap. If you ask me, we should be better off barefoot. Especially in the summer when the skin from our feet sears off and we end up making our feet like porkchops. Garnish a little barbecue sauce and you got yourself a cannibalistic-infested meal. And that's why shoes really grind our gears."

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Nothing beats having to walk around, Fred Flintstone-style.

You got any more topics for Peter you wanna see him use in a later chapter? Feedbacks are welcome! ;D