"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 68: Peter on Disney Channel
"You know what grinds my gears? Disney Channel. I mean, it used to be so good back then. I mean, check out the shows that we used to had: Lizzie McGuire, That's So Raven, Even Stevens, Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Suite Life On Deck, Kim Possible and Phineas and Ferb. And I don't even watch any of them. But a decade later and all of those shows and cartoons are gone and nowhere to be found. Instead, we get new ripoffs like Austin & Ally, Liv and Maddie, Dog With A Blog, K.C. Undercover, I Didn't Do It, Good Luck Charlie, Jessie and that annoying Boy Meets World ripoff called Girl Meets World. And so far, the only cartoons we got was Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, and that upcoming toon called Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, which I heard is pretty good. Luckily, Phineas and Ferb is the only cartoon running to this day. When it comes to kids' programming, Nickelodeon and Disney Channel aint worth s**t. If that is, if Mickey, Donald, Goofy and Pluto all took a dump in a blender, alongside the pig vomit and spoiled milk. And that's a not a shake you don't want to try. That's why I prefer Cartoon Network. That's the real s**t. And that's why Disney Channel really grinds my gears."
Truthfully, I think Disney Channel's okay. I watch it, but I'm not ashamed of it.
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